March 2012
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hyperbolequeen:
idk what to major in can I become a hooker at least then I won’t die a virgin
mormonhub:
why do people take captioned photos from spongebob and the simpsons and make them black and white is that supposed to make it more meaningful what are you doing
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caught up on something that may not even exist.
buttluver:
the worst thing ever is crying in school because then you’re so embarrassed for crying in class you cry even more and it is really hard to stop
sadpenis:
walks into Target with a bow and arrow
punkest:
DUDE DON’T TALK ABOUT TUMBLR OUTSIDE TUMBLR!!!!!!!!1! JUST BECAUSE IT’S THE 10th MOST USED SOCIAL NETWORK (INTERNATIONAL RANKING) AND IT HAS REACHED 10 BILlION POSTS LAST YEAR IT DOESN’T MEAN IT’S NOT SECRET!!!1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
nuditea:
“when one door closes, another one opens”
imagine how annoying it would be if that were true
you close the bathroom door to pee and your front door suddenly blows open
your cat escapes
you run out and jump into the car to chase the cat and hear everything falling out of your over-stuffed pantry as its door unlatches
February 2012
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bazinga-theory:
Look, I know you just want me to be happy and all, but please don’t mess with my brain like that.
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@kittenapocalypse teaching me how to talk to guys.
Jacob says (10:15 PM)
that’s not creepy
that’s just
self-esteem boost
if you talk to him now
it’ll be more like
confirmation
of you thinking he’s cute
and he’ll just be like
yessssss
there is
honestly
no way
for him to think you’re creepy
Jacob Mattie says (10:17 PM)
pffft
it’s only hopeless
if you say it is
think of it this way
somehow
...
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gaaaah. yesterday i was briefly introduced to this cute guy while my friends were having a smoke break. so later that night i told my friend that he was super cute and this afternoon he added me on facebook.
adksjghasjkghsdklg omg hes on facebook chat right now should i talk to him should i wait what should i do what should i say so i don’t come across as weird jgfdhgjksda jesus christ.
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kittenapocalypse:
In the future, everyone will have their own clone of Adam Levine and life will be perfect.
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“The bravest thing I ever did was continuing my life when I wanted to die.”
– Juliette Lewis (via infa-mous)
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